What I Want in a Man

[Rainee Bows]

What I Want in a Man, Original List (age 22)
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)
1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)
1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

What I ! Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)
1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet

[scotserve]

Well I got a 50% mark on the 72 year old 

[Rainee Bows]

what i find scary is that none of those lists appears to apply ,



Rain
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[Grifter]

Well I got a 50% mark on the 72 year old 

 

[andra_delight]

Wow think I need to start aiming higher - my other half doesn't tick all 10 on any of these lists And I'm only 21!

What I ! Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing

- Even I can't remember why I'm laughing most of the time

Well I got a 50% mark on the 72 year old  

Haha, yep so did my partner. I'd know if he stopped breathing - breathes far too loud IMO

[Andy c]

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)
1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)   
mmmmmm average
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
always wait
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
I do probably to often
4. Nods head when I'm talking
yep I always do ...saves a lot of arguing
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
yep
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
er not now but will be in a couple of weeks
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
lol you can buy it with screw top lids ???
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
always
10. Shaves most weekends
everyday

[scotserve]

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)
1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)   
mmmmmm average
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
always wait
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
I do probably to often
4. Nods head when I'm talking
yep I always do ...saves a lot of arguing
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
yep
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
er not now but will be in a couple of weeks
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
lol you can buy it with screw top lids ???
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
always
10. Shaves most weekends
everyday

Poof 

[Baa]

As a life long single person I'm quite often told I'm not with a man because I'm too picky. That's not true, any man who brings in a very healthy income and is of an extremely generous disposition can apply

I notice that isn't on the list. 

[Andy c]

yep that's me a lover not a fighter