Three Paddies get sent Down.

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Paddy englishman, paddy scotman and paddy irish man got caught robbing the bank of england and were up before the judge for it. The jury found them guilty and the Judge passed his sentence. "While the crime is serious and means that I have to pass the full sentence of 30 years in solitude I am a compassionate man and I will grant each of you one item which you may take into your cell with you to help you durning your imprisionment"

So paddy englishman brought his fit 17 yo girlfriend in with him.

Paddy Scotman had his room filled with whiskey

Paddy Irishman had his cell filled with fags.

30 years later the warden came down and opened up the cell to Paddy englishman's cell and out tropped a herd of kids and then a very grumpy middleaged woman followed by paddy english who was bent over moaning in pain and suffering.

Then they opened up paddy the scotman's cell, out he staggered singing at the the top of his voice and trying to kiss everyone.

Then the warden opened up Paddy Irishman's cell and out he came beard down to his feet with a weird strange look in his eyes, the wardens stepped back as they were sure he was dangerous, then he spoke "Have any of you got a light?"

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