Three Married Men

Three men married

> wives from different states...

>

> The first man married a woman from

> Missouri. He told her that she was to do the dishes

> and house cleaning.

> It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he

> came home to see a

> clean house and dishes washed and put away.

>

> The second man

> married a woman from Idaho.. He gave his wife

> orders that she was to do

> all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first

> day he didn't see

> any results, but the next day he saw it was better.

> By the third day, he

> saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there

> was a huge dinner on

> the table.

>

> The third man married a scouse girl from Liverpool.

> He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes

> washed, lawn mowed,

> laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every

> meal. He said the

> first day he didn't see anything, the second day he

> didn't see anything but

> by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and

> he could see a little

> out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that

> he could fix himself a

> sandwich and load the dishwasher.