I'd love to get back to 2 wheels but need an estate car to carry my Great Dane around in, Scooby in a Scooby

Can't see him liking being a pillion passenger

Which brings me to this.............
If you blow into a dog's face he doesn't like it, but give him an open window in a car and out goes his head

Stabilizers? most men my age might be using zimmers not cars

Talking about age, I've removed the loud exhaust now and replaced it with a not-so-loud Japanese Fujitsubo system with a 3" diameter pipe from the front to backbox.