Twelve Irish priests

Twelve Irish priests were about to be ordained. The final> test was for
them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a
sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced> before them.

Each priest had a small bell attached to his willie, and they were told
that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not
be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no
reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all
the priests until she got to the final priest, Timmy.

Poor Timmy.

As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off,
clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage.

Totally embarrassed, Timmy quickly scrambled to where the bell came to
rest. He bent over to pick it up...

.......then all the other bells started to ring.

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