Hello, hello

[Beadoire]

Hi all,

I've never joined a forum before so I'm a real newbie (only done it because Rainee keeps going on about it on facebook!!)

So, what now????

[seamus]

what now? post stuff, ask questions, post funny stuff, post interesting stuff,

welcome to the forum

[Beadoire]

An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."

The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"

"What did he say? What's he want?"

His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."

 

[seamus]

 

good start 

[Beadoire]

Thanks, getting the hang of it!

[Rainee Bows]

ewww gross .....


Rainee x

[Beadoire]

You'll like this one...

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

“Mother, where do babies come from?”

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.

“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”

“Jewellery, my dear. Jewellery.”

[Rainee Bows]

*belly laugh*